Based on 311 votes and 90 reviews.
Alot of fun and great to see Danny Trejo in a lead role. He was great on Breaking Bad as well, and in his many roles over the years. Popcorn movie. Talk about a cast too! Trejo / Deniro / Alba / Lohan / Marin / Seagal / Rodriguez, etc. Solid.
this movie was crazy! so violent lol, didn't love it, didn't have it
a GREAT Robert Rodriguez film!!!! The entire cast was a hit, even Jessica Alba who I typically dislike. Just remember...the cheese factor is high...but it's supposed to be!!
A fun watch, for what it was. Lot's of blood and gore. I did get a bit bored by the end. Thought the Grindhouse movies were better.
Machete was sooo funny and the different stunts were amazing. It was a very good movie.
So funny and violence ! Good to see Steven Seagal back on screen.
Awesome
This is a great movie, in a weird sense. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen, with a lot of blood and gore. In no way is this anti-American, rather anti racism and anti stupidity. I would not recommend this to someone who hates blood and guts, but even that part is hilarious. Get your popcorn and hang on for the ride....
Nothing more than an attempt to get more hate between people and we have more than enough of that now!
I really liked this movie. It was hard to say which one I liked more, Machete or The Expendables. The Expendables has a great cast, but so does Machete. And bonus, it has Machetes! There is also a lot more blood and violence. I could have done without the make-out scenes though....